Beach Squirter Overview
Beach Squirter was one of those simple, mischievous Flash games you'd find in the mid-2000s. It fit right in with the era's casual, browser based humor, where the goal was often to cause a little digital chaos without any real consequence. You controlled a character in a hotel room, looking out at a beach full of unsuspecting people trying to relax.
You play by using your mouse to aim a water gun or hose out the window, trying to soak the sunbathers below. The main objective is to hit as many targets as you can before time runs out or before they get wise and move. You have to lead your shots to account for distance, and sometimes you need to wait for the perfect moment when someone sits up or shifts position. The pacing is quick and repetitive, with each successful squirt adding to your score. It feels like a silly, fleeting bit of fun, a small act of virtual mischief that was over almost as soon as it began.